The fortune teller.

Uninvited. He came while I was enjoying my lunch. I was so super hungry. I told him I wasn’t interested but he said that my face tells a lot that my life is going to be smooth sailing and blessed and successful. Told him ‘No’ again but he sat infront of me anyway. He told me that I looked really good and that there’s 3 person whom sort of likes me but I only love one of em’. and he started saying alot of stuff about my life. And surprisingly, it’s kinda true. He went on to predict my fate/future..

1. I’m going to die at the age of 83! Long life me man!
2. I won’t be dying of any illness, accident or whatsoever.
3. I will die peacefully.
4. I will not have to worry about my children’s future when I’m gone as they will be successful too. (ya rite!)

He held my hand and gave me a small white crumpled piece of paper and I was told to held it tightly while he asked me few questions.
1. To write my full name.
2. To chose a number between no. 1 to 5.
3. To choose my favourite flower.


4. How much $ I have?!! (and w/o hesistation, i told him how much cash i have in my bag, wth was i thinking?)


He then asked me to open up the tiny paper, n there was my bf's name on it, the no. i chose earlier, my fav flower. and how much $ i had!)


i was quite amazed or was i being hynotized? i dunno.. my food was left cold, my hands were cold too!The best part: He showed me a number of white papers with people's name on it, and just below their names, there is an amount of $600/$500/$200/$100, etc. I asked him wat's that abt??? and he claimed thats the name and amount of each person whom he met with and foresee their future, and they gave him some $$ to show their appreciation. AS IF! He asked me to hand him some $$ to him if i wanna know more about my future! oh pls lah. and he then asked me to hand to him sum cash which i refused. and so i thought, giving him 2 bucks wud worked but to my disbelief, he asked me for more!! I placed the 2 bucks on the table and told him to leave!! wth!!! wat a day!